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MGC Department of Justice

Bureau of Chat Conduct, Meme Integrity & Group Violation Enforcement

⚠️ If this is a chat emergency (mass ghosting, unprovoked L take, or active ratio), call the GC Hotline immediately: 1-800-THE-BOYS

Notice: All reports are reviewed by the Men GC Council within 3–5 business vibes. False reporting is itself a violation of Article III and may result in counter-charges. All submissions are confidential unless the council votes to roast you publicly.

Submit a Crime Report
Use this form to report a violation of the Men GC Constitution. All fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required. Provide as much detail as possible to assist the Council in its deliberation.
Section 1 — Reporter Information
Section 2 — Suspect Information
Section 3 — Nature of the Offense *
Section 4 — Incident Severity
Minor Infraction
Notable Offense
Felony-Level L
Minor = roastable. Notable = pinned message. Felony = council vote on exile.
Section 5 — Statement of Facts

Report Submitted

Your incident report has been received by the Men GC Council and assigned a case number. You will be notified via the group chat within 3–5 business vibes.

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